Apprentice Angels: Must be willing to work long hours.

Duties: To harvest new angels and to take up the call of eternity to guard the childrent of Heaven from the dark of the night, until their human souls have found their way back to the Father/Mother of all.

Excellent benefits.

Salary: Worh working very hard for.

Length of employment: An eternity. And forever to labor at it.

Possibilities of advancement: Rapid for the hard worker, for the ranks of God's angelic ideas can always make room for another apprentice angel.

Where to file applications: In your heart. You may fill them out anytime that you wish with the good deeds that you have accomplished. Letters of recommendation have already been filed from everyone to whom you have ever selflessly given all of your love, putting aside personal motives, and caring for those who were in need of angelic aid.